Claire Meade's Best Quotes

Thought it might be fun to have some of Claire's best lines posted here.
Here are a few to get started:

Claire: Would you like a Bloody Mary?
Betty: It's 10:30 in the morning!
Claire: You're right. I should switch to Martinis.


Claire: "It's ridiculous. One DUI, you OD a couple of times, show up naked at a garden party, and suddenly everyone treats you like a child."


Claire: "Did your father tell you they confiscated my perfume?"
Daniel: "I guess they are worried you might..."
Claire: "What? Drink it? Oh come on Daniel. It's bad enough I can't board first class with my liquid eyeliner, now I have to walk around smelling like - people."

Excellent!! Claire is awesome! I have to walk around smelling like - people!

What about this one:
"I told him that it's a Meade thing, GrandMa was is jail before, and Alexis maybe next."

"There is a woman named Hatchet in here who gets out tomorrow, and I swear to God if the two of you do not cut it out I will send her to get you."
(from the episode "Bananas For Betty")

Daniel: "How are you doing mother? Adjusting to life on the outside?"
Claire: "I'm on my fourth club soda. I pee every three minutes."
(from the episode "Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral")

Claire: "I'm going to have the veal marsala you know, you do realize that it's made with wine."
Daniel: "And the alcohol burns off."
Claire: "Then give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done."
(from the episode "The Lyin', the Watch, and the Wardrobe")

Here's my favorite: "I didn't pass out in a Mexican *****house again, did I?"

And another...

Bradford: You're bombed again, aren't you?

Claire: {coughing suggestively in his face} It's just cough syrup...

Daniel: "We've got to get mom a life - we can't babysit her for the next thirty years."
Claire: "Well, I do eat a lot of cheese. Maybe you'll only be stuck with me for twenty."

and from season 1 "Icing on the Cake" when Claire confesses to murder in front of Betty's date and she tells him it's a game they play, saying quotes from movies:
Betty's date: "Life is like a box of chocolates."
Claire: "I've killed once, I'll kill again."
Betty's date: "I don't know that one."

Claire to Daniel:
"Your father conceived a child after death; I'm sure you'll be fine..." {Granny Pants; s3 ep. 5}

jenron12 a écrit:

Daniel: "We've got to get mom a life - we can't babysit her for the next thirty years."
Claire: "Well, I do eat a lot of cheese. Maybe you'll only be stuck with me for twenty."

and from season 1 "Icing on the Cake" when Claire confesses to murder in front of Betty's date and she tells him it's a game they play, saying quotes from movies:
Betty's date: "Life is like a box of chocolates."
Claire: "I've killed once, I'll kill again."
Betty's date: "I don't know that one."

Yeah. That was hilarious when Claire said that and the Orthodontist date of Betty thought she was quoting from a movie. From that same episode "Icing on the Cake", Claire said when she first saw Betty's house: "Oh, what a cute little house. I can put it right in my pocket." lol

And when Betty's dad asked "Mrs. Meade, what do you take in your coffee?" Claire replied: "Vodka and ice. Hold the coffee."

Another hilarious and cute scene was when the woman from the immigration keeping an eye on Betty's dad has a crush on him and she became jealous of Claire and they began shoving each other. The woman said to Calire: "So you're the one stealing my man"

Claire replied: "I beg your pardon. It's unlikely we would have the same man in common. We certainly don't have the same hair dresser."

I know most of the quotes we like and her best ones are witty and funny but this is one line of Claire that really broke my heart.

"I watch the man I love love someone else, and it killed me. Promise me you won't make the same mistake that I did, Betty."